How to Benevolently Gaslight Sam

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Say something nice about Sam I did not make this website. It was made by a crazy person who needs help or at least a hobby, not me. I solemnly swear all the above to be true for now and until the end of time. A day may come where the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of Sam comes crashing down, but it is not this day!